Holland v Italy - Dutch Gold!

With no jobs available in Switzerland and Austria for a headless chicken, Holland boss Marco Van Basten took pity on Dirk Kuyt and decided to include him in his squad just in case the other players get homesick and need something to laugh at.

Of course, the Dutch coach forgot to tell the Liverpool striker why he was included.

The 27 year old is dreaming of a place in the starting line-up. He clucked: "It is of course not easy for the coach.

"We have many good strikers, but I think I am a fine addition to the squad."

Van Basten would probably agree....if he were a poultry farmer.

If you back Holland to beat Italy, you could end up very Egg-static!

Mon 7.45pm ITV1/RTE2

Win-Draw-Win

Holland 21-10
Draw 21-10
Italy 6-4

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